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ေက်ာင္းတက္ေနၾကရၿပီဆိုေတာ့ သူသူကိုယ္ကိုယ္ Stress ေတြသိပ္မ်ားၾကတာပဲေနာ္။ စာၾကိဳးစားတာကေတာ့ ဟုတ္ပါတယ္။ က်န္းမာေရးကိုေတာ့ အထူးဂရုစိုက္ၾကဖို႕လိုပါတယ္။ မိဘေတြက အေ၀းမွာေလ။ Stress သိပ္မ်ားတဲ့အခါ စိတ္ကိုေျဖေလွ်ာ့ဖို႕ ဟာသေလးေတြဖတ္ေပးဖို႕လည္းလိုတယ္။ အိႏၵိယက ဟာသေလးေတြဆိုေတာ့ ျမန္မာနဲ႕အေတြးက ေတာ္ေတာ္နီးစပ္တယ္။ အခ်ိန္ရတဲ့အခါ ဘာသာျပန္ၿပီး တင္ဖို႕လည္းစဥ္းစားထားပါတယ္။ ခုေတာ့ ဘိုလိုေလးဘဲဖတ္လုိက္ၾကတာေပါ့
Sir:* What is the difference between Orange and Apple?*
Sardar:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not Apple.
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SADARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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SADARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
SADARJI : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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SADARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SADARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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SADARI : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
SADARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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SADARJI complained to the police:
'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
SADARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'
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SADARJI comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
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How do you recognize SADARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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SADARJI in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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SADARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SADARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
SADARJI : The future tense is 'you will go to jail'
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SADARJI told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
SADARJI : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?*
Call center girl:* Sir, just dial 123 from your mobile to know current bill status*
Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. *
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Sardar: *I think that girl is deaf..*
Friend:* How do you know?*
Sardar: *I told I Love her, but she said her Sandals are new *
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Friend:* I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!*
Sardar:* Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! *
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Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*
Sardar:* ZEBRA*
Teacher:* How?*
Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White *
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Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court..*
Sardar to judge:* You are coming daily to court, don't you have shame?
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.*
Manager:* Do you know MS Office?*
Sardar:* If you give me the address I will go there sir.
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Sardar in airplane going to Bombay
While its landing he shouted: "Bombay ...Bombay "*
Air hostess said: *"B silent.."*
Sardar:* "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! *
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Sardar:* Miss, you called to my mobile?*
Teacher: *Me? No, why?*
Sardar:* Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it) *
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